Roasted 3 months ago based on AquSui Biased's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s AquSui Biased, the proud owner of a Spotify playlist that screams "I have a hyperactive hamster living in my brain!" Your taste in music is about as subtle as a brick through a window. I mean, with a lineup that includes more K-Pop bands than the government has regulations, it's clear you're trying to build the weirdest version of an all-you-can-eat buffet—and all that's on the menu is glitter, noise, and whatever brain waves are left after your last gabber rave. You say “noise music,” but I’d argue it’s an excuse for when you accidentally hit shuffle on your ADHD medication playlist. It's hilarious that you manage to swap from the melodrama of J-Pop to the intensity of hardcore techno in a heartbeat—like your brain is a DJ struggling to find balance at a party that's just your sad attempts at socializing. I guess we can call the sound a mashup of “who hurt you” and “how did you end up this way?” And those top artists? Let's just say your Spotify algorithm deserves a medal for survival. You’re basically the personification of “if it's loud, fast, and makes my parents question every life choice I've made, I want it!” I can already envision you at parties, trying to convince your friends that throwing a rave to Sooty and Sweep soundtracks with added speedcore is a ‘vibe.’ Here's a tip: next time, maybe consider checking out a genre that's been released this decade—your Spotify profile could really use a glow-up instead of a glow-down!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists