Roasted 2 years ago based on Miles's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Miles! The human embodiment of "I go to emo nights but still use my parents' Spotify account." Your music taste reads like a store-bought smoothie: all the good stuff blended together to create a numbing mediocrity. Seriously, the way you swing between "POV: Indie" and "Modern Rock" makes me question if you even know what genre you're listening to or if you're just trying to impress your indie friends at your next book club meeting. Your addiction to The 1975 is more significant than their own record label’s. Like, do you have a one-man fan club, because I'm pretty sure you've played “Oh Caroline” so many times that the band has started sending you royalties. But can we talk about your weird obsession with “Bedroom Pop”? Is that your way of trying to subtly announce that you still live in your parents’ basement and have a candle-lit playlist for your 2 AM existential crises? It’s like you heard “the only songs worth playing are the ones you play alone in your room” and took it as gospel. And wow, Urbano Español and Urbano Latino? That’s great and all, but are you trying to prove that you’re cooler than the rest of us by throwing in some names we can’t even pronounce? You’ve got more artists on here than actual friends, and I bet half of them don’t even know you exist. Next time someone asks for your Spotify link, remember: dabbling in "alternative rock" doesn’t give you the street cred you think it does. This playlist should really come with a warning label: “May cause awkward encounters when played at social events.” Time to fact-check your musical choices, Miles!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!