Roasted 7 months ago based on ‍'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, look at you, curating a playlist that sounds like a hipster’s b-sides of existential dread. "Witch House" and "Darkwave"? Buddy, if your musical choices were a person, they’d be the friend who insists on wearing black every day while sipping herbal tea in a dark corner of a local café, contemplating the meaning of life. You could only be more cliché if you started wearing a beanie and quoting Rilke for no reason. And then there are your top artists. Uf0, OXWAVE, Summer Of Haze... What kind of intergalactic, cloudy nonsense is this? Is your Spotify account a cooler-than-thou secret society, or just an excuse to listen to glorified soundscapes that redefine the term "unlistenable"? We're not saying you have bad taste, but if we were a cupcake, we'd be the one you’re too “avant-garde” to eat because it’s not "sophisticated" enough for your palate. Lastly, your most played songs sound like the soundtrack to a high-budget art film about someone trying to find their way out of an IKEA. "Where Is Home?" by Burial? Maybe you should get a GPS instead of wallowing in the dark abyss of your melodies. And “walk away as the door slams”? You’re right, that’s the only thing we want to hear when we think about your Spotify essence. So here’s to you, the unholy mix of darkness and experimental sadness. May you continue to vibe alone while the rest of us crank some good ol' pop songs.

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