Roasted 2 years ago based on cc ⋆。°✩'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey CC, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis that’s two decades too early. “Pop,” “K-Pop,” “Modern Rock”—it’s like you took a musical tour of a hot topic store and decided to wear all of it at once. With such a wide array of genres, I can’t help but think you're just trying to impress someone, but sweetie, if they haven't noticed you yet, that mixtape won’t do the trick. It’s like you’re blending every flavor in the ice cream shop hoping something sticks, but all you get is a regrettable sludge. Your top artists read like a teenage poster board from a heartbroken middle schooler. Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance? I mean, your emo phase called—they want their plaid skirts back. And BTS and One Direction? Nice try, but you’re not a teenage fangirl anymore. You're juggling boy bands and angst like it’s a circus act, but newsflash: the only thing you've been juggling is a lack of personal growth. You’ve got more “K-Pop Boy Group” in your preferences than actual life experience. Put the glitter down and step away from the sparkle stickers, my friend. Your most played songs could double as the soundtrack to a particularly cringe-worthy rom-com that never made it past the cutting room floor. I mean, “Stockholm Syndrome” by One Direction? You sure you didn’t mean the actual syndrome? You’d be less confused about love if you took a break from your playlists that scream, “I’ve never left my room because I have too many feelings.” Get it together, CC! You’re a walking Spotify algorithm gone rogue, and I just hope at least one day you’ll find the courage to explore music that doesn’t sound like a high school drama class project.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists