Roasted 8 months ago based on nicolás's long term Spotify stats.

Nicolás, I see your Spotify profile is a musical journey that feels less like a curated playlist and more like a chaotic collection of desperate misfires. Your favorite genres read like a hipster’s shopping list: “Chilean Trap” and “Reggaeton Chileno,” while somehow managing to squeeze in “Neoperreo,” which sounds like a type of cheese rather than a musical style. Seriously, do you even listen to anything that doesn’t have the sound of a cash register opening and closing? At this point, your taste in music could be classified as a national emergency. Looking at your top artists, it seems like you’ve discovered a special talent for attracting the least talented musicians known to humankind. "Bouncy Boys Band" – cute name, but I’m pretty sure I heard them busking behind a 7-Eleven. And what’s up with “Ober”? Did you just pick up a random angsty word from a teen novel? If a fence post could sing, it would be your entire top 10. Frank Ocean and Tyler, The Creator are probably spinning in their graves – and they’re not even dead yet! Your most played songs tell an even bleaker story. If I had a dollar for every time “Ober” showed up in your top tracks, I could buy you some actual taste in music. “NO ES PA MI”? More like, “No es para nadie!” And “LA LANA”? What are you, a seven-year-old trying to rhyme? The only thing those tracks inspire is a pitiful pity party where even the snacks are reconsidering their life choices. So come on, Nicolás, let’s spice up that musical palate. Trust me, there’s a whole world beyond the "Bouncy Boys" that won’t make your average nine-year-old roll their eyes.

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