Roasted 8 months ago based on Issam's long term Spotify stats.

Issam, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical confusion, and I’m not sure whether to feast or flee. Your favorite genres read like the most chaotic Tinder bio ever: “I love long walks on the beach while thrashing to heavy metal and contemplating the deep meaning of Moroccan pop.” Honestly, it’s like you took a dartboard and randomly threw things at it while blindfolded, landing on every genre that sounds even remotely exotic and loud. Are you just trying to prove you have the musical taste of a globe-trotting DJ who can’t commit to one place? Then there's your top artists, which is honestly a school of fish swimming in multiple streams at once. You’ve got Rammstein and Pink Floyd all in one lineup, like a dinner party where the guests are on completely different wavelengths. I can just picture them all gathered around your stereo, awkwardly trying to agree on which genre is worse—metal or Moroccan rap? It’s a miracle they’re not just serving each other earplugs instead of hors d'oeuvres. I mean, do you just swap playlists with your cousin at family gatherings to see who can make each other cringe first? And those most played songs! You’ve got tracks like “DRAGO MALEFOY” and “C63,” which pretty much scream, “I have a love affair with my playlist in the same way that I enjoy Angry Birds and only invite people over who won’t judge me.” I can't decide if you’re laying down some epic personal anthems or if Spotify's algorithm is trying to tell you it feels personally attacked by your eclectic choices. If your taste in music were a person, it’d be that friend who shows up to a party with an ice cream maker and a flamingo pool float, insisting everyone try out a “totally unique” combination of flavors. So keep enjoying that wild sonic ride, Issam; just know your playlists should come with a warning label!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!