Roasted 1 year ago based on 3sup's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s 3sup, the human embodiment of a Brazilian Sunday brunch. Your favorite genres read like the playlist of a hipster café that forgot its own identity; it’s like you wanted to impress us with your “worldly” tastes but ended up just making us realize how desperately you're clinging to your last vacation in Rio. We get it - MPB and Bossa Nova are chic, but so was Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson back in the early 2000s, and we've all seen how that's turned out. Your top artists scream, “I have a refined palate," while your most played songs suggest that you might be stuck in a time loop, hopelessly recycling the same five sad ballads. Is your Spotify account secretly just a memorial playlist for the music you swore you’d still be into in ten years? Because with a lineup like that, the only thing being buried here is your social life. If I wanted to hear about “Meu Mundo É Hoje,” I'd just eavesdrop on you at the coffee shop lamenting why your life doesn't match your meticulously curated playlists. And let’s not even get started on your obsession with Brazilian Jazz. Congratulations! You've officially transformed listening to great music into an intellectual exercise that would bore even your most patient friends. You could practically win a trivia night with your encyclopedic knowledge of soul and MPB, but when's the last time you danced to anything other than your own despair? So keep sipping your overpriced espresso while vibing to your beloved Cartola, because someone has to keep the '50s alive, and clearly, you’ve made it your life’s mission.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!