Roasted 10 months ago based on feelnoways's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, "feelnoways," the audio equivalent of a mid-life crisis in a hoodie. Your profile reads like a Drake fan club pamphlet, where “diversity” means having your summer playlist populated by just different shades of sad. I admire your ability to single-handedly keep the word "drill" in the music industry relevant, yet here you are, trapped in a sonic time loop, desperately seeking emotional validation from guys who have fewer feelings than a brick wall. Let’s be real, the way your favorite genres stack up, I’m half convinced you still have a cassette tape collection stashed away – maybe get with the times? And your top artists? Wow, it’s a feast of ego! You’ve got more Emotional Bachelors in there than a rom-com at a therapy convention. It seems like your playlist is crying out for help – not just from the artists, but maybe from you too! You’ve positioned yourself as the ultimate fan of sad boys with autotune. With Drake occupying half your most played songs, it's like you need a restraining order from the Canadian overlord. Just remember, if you wanted to feel low about yourself, you could’ve just logged into your high school Facebook! As for "El Gordo Trae El Mando" and "Jugaste y Sufrí," I’m not even sure if you like them or if you just hacked your Spotify to flex how cultured you are. But I’ll let you in on a little secret: all those plays aren’t going to make your taste any sharper. If you wanted to truly embrace “feelnoways,” maybe you should start with finding some new artists – you know, the ones who actually make you able to leave the house without feeling like you should wallow in your own musical puddle? Please consider expanding your horizons; otherwise, the only drill you'll be doing is at the local pub, arguing about why Drake’s hairstyle is a national treasure!

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