Roasted 3 months ago based on 75 ⪤ ALPHA's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, 75 ⪤ ALPHA, where the only thing louder than your taste in music is the sound of your friends collectively cringing at your Spotify profile. You’ve embraced a genre list that looks like it was curated by someone with an all-you-can-eat buffet mentality. Hindi Pop? Check. Bollywood? Absolutely. Bhajan? Now you’re just trying to throw in some divine intervention in hopes it makes you seem cultured. Your favorite artists are like a time capsule of your parents' eclectic youth, combined with a sprinkle of "I discovered Kendrick Lamar through a meme." Your most played songs list reads like an unintentionally hilarious script for a comedy about someone desperately trying to impress their long-lost relatives at a family reunion. Seriously, Aditya Gadhvi must think you’re his number one fan with how many times you’ve played his tracks. Each track you’ve overplayed must feel like a subtle boost in his ego and a crushing dent in anyone else’s faith in your musical maturity. And let's not even mention that your most played songs would make a great soundtrack for a cult dedicated to promoting obscure melodies from the '90s—you might as well add “Professional Nostalgic” to your LinkedIn. Lastly, you’ve got Toby Fox and Charli XCX tossing their heads in confusion at your wild playlist decision-making skills. How do you go from "Hrudaya Bichara" to "Good Ones" in three clicks? Is it a musical identity crisis, or are we witnessing the tragic downfall of future party invites? Either way, it's brave of you to have such a wonderfully questionable taste. Props for being unapologetically you—now, can we just get you some lessons in actual music appreciation? Because if you thought "Megharu Tu Jharilu" was the pinnacle of creativity, the rest of us are definitely due for a reality check!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!