Roasted 4 months ago based on Ayan's long term Spotify stats.

Ayan, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage angst diary crossed with a midlife crisis. You’ve got more 'metal' in your list of favorite genres than a blacksmith's workshop, yet here you are, still crying over your ex to a mix of Linkin Park and Hindi pop. Seriously, I hope you’re not mixing up your playlists; no one wants a motivational motivational speech followed by a song about heartbreak right before "Kala Chashma." It’s a wonder your Spotify wrapped didn't come with a warning to get therapy instead of more playlists. Your top artists list is basically the soundtrack to every 2000s emo movie ever, and I can just see you in your room, headbanging to "Papercut" while wearing a tie-dyed band t-shirt. But what's up with the inclusion of Pritam? Did your Spotify get hacked, or is it just an emotional crutch after a grim session of "Darker Than Black?" You want to rock out, but then you decide to throw in "Set Fire to the Rain"? It’s almost like you’re trying to win an award for the most confused mood swings. Moodboard: gothic, yet inexplicably cheerful. And finally, let’s talk about your most played songs. You must really love track repetition; it’s like you've committed to giving Linkin Park more streams than the entire planet combined. This is either extreme loyalty or a severe lack of taste— I can't tell which is more tragic. But hey, at least Adele is there to remind you that someone else is feeling the same kind of pain you are. Channeling all that inner turmoil into playlists can only mean one thing, Ayan: you’re one bad breakup away from becoming that person everyone leans on to cry about their feelings, armed with an arsenal of heartbreaking tracks and the knowledge that your Spotify algorithm now probably thinks you're sadder than a rainy Tuesday morning.

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