Roasted 2 months ago based on akash ^_^'s long term Spotify stats.

Akash ^_^, your Spotify profile is like a buffet from a confused restaurant that couldn't decide between an all-you-can-eat Indian wedding and an awkward anime convention. With genres ranging from Bollywood to Symphonic Metal, you’ve crafted a playlist that screams, “I love diversity… or I just can’t make up my mind.” Seriously, the only thing missing is a Gregorian chant cover of a Backstreet Boys song to really round out this "tasteful" mix. Your top artists read like a “who's who” of the quirkiest music scene possible. It’s like you threw all these names into a blender and hit ‘liquefy’ to serve up a concoction that’s simultaneously intriguing and horrifying. The Carpenters are great, but you’ve paired them with the power metal equivalent of a dragon fight — perfect for when you want to contemplate life after tossing and turning over whether you want some soft acoustic or heavy emotional battlefield music. And let’s not gloss over how Joe Hisaishi appears more times than a lead character in a repetitive rom-com. You might as well change your name to “Joe’s Biggest Fan.” Most played songs? Congratulations on confirming the worst-kept secrets of your eternal teenage angst. If I had a nickel for every anime soundtrack in your rotation, I could afford to buy you a personality that doesn’t center around whispered feelings and nostalgic memories. “A Town with an Ocean View” might just be your anthem for longing…but it’s also a bad metaphor for your dating life — because let’s be honest, you’re looking out at a lot of empty water. So enjoy your mix of heartfelt ballads and metal mayhem, but perhaps it’s time to hand over the aux cord to someone who’s not still living in a faded film reel of a coming-of-age drama!

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