Roasted 8 days ago based on ERE.CURA's long term Spotify stats.

Well, if your Spotify profile isn’t a neon sign that says “I’m still figuring things out,” I don’t know what is. Pop and Christian are like the oil and water of the music world, yet here you are attempting to dive into both genres like a wannabe lifeguard at a kiddie pool. With a favorites list that reads like a middle schooler’s diary entry, we get it — you want to embrace your inner child, and that’s cute. But let’s not pretend that mixing “Soft Pop” with “Christian EDM” isn’t a slippery slope to musical insanity. It’s like listening to someone sing hymns while riding a roller coaster... not a vibe anyone signed up for. Your top artists seriously read like a Buzzfeed article on "People You Shouldn't Take Musical Advice From." Madison Beer, Dua Lipa, and Jesus? How do you even explain that to your friends? The cherry on top of this confusing sundae is the fact that half your most played songs sound like the soundtrack to an existential crisis. Seriously, “Don’t Take Shit From Other Demons” contrasts nicely with “God," but it’s hard to tell if you’re directing a message to a higher power or just venting about your latest Tinder experience. Look, at this point, your music taste feels less like a playlist and more like a therapy session. But let’s be real: the only thing darker than your R&B collection is the amount of shame you must feel while trying to justify your love for “Christian Alternative Rock.” You’re in too deep, my friend. Between “Bite Me Again” and “Deal With The Devil,” I’m starting to think that your love for restricted genres is a rebellious phase gone horribly wrong. At least make a playlist titled “Songs to Cry and Pray to” because right now, it seems like you’re just throwing in random tracks like a DJ at a funeral—with zero respect for the guest’s taste in music.

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