Roasted 8 months ago based on Arto's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Arto, if your music tastes were a horror movie, they’d probably be called “Night of the Living Dad Rock.” Seriously, you’ve got more metal in your profile than a heavy-duty toolbox, and yet somehow, you’ve managed to sprinkle in Finnish pop like you're gearing up for a family reunion. I half-expect to see your Spotify wrapped to list "Kuulat Sekaisin" as the soundtrack to your awkward school dance memories. If your Spotify were a concert, it’d be in the back alley of a garage, confusing both metalheads and parents alike. How do you even process this chaotic mix of genres? Your love for death metal and power metal in equal measure suggests you’re trying to get into the afterlife but panic every time you have to thrust into a catchy pop tune. I can just imagine you headbanging furiously to "Dragged Through The Inferno" while sipping on a smoothie made from the tears of your exes. You talk up "Heavy Metal" but then follow it up with good ol' "Iskelmä," which is basically Finnish for “arbitrary sobbing” and sounds suspiciously like what happens when you realize you can’t pinch the high notes without crying in the shower. And why is "Peacemaker" even in your most played? Are you trying to win battles against your own bad taste? Let's be real, it takes true dedication to skew your Top Artists toward bands with names that sound like they were compiled by a cryptid who lost a bet. "Immortal Disfigurement"? Dude, I think they should have disfigured the song selection. It’s like you went to a Finnish music festival where you accidentally stumbled into the wrong tent and said, "Yes, this is obviously my vibe." But go on, keep listening to that chaotic playlist—you might just stumble upon a hidden gem or two... or at least a better Spotify profile picture while you’re at it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!