Roasted 9 months ago based on Arutemu64's long term Spotify stats.
Arutemu64, huh? I see your Spotify profile is a thrilling rollercoaster ride through the land of sonic confusion, where you apparently collected every genre that sounds like it was made by hyperactive kids on a sugar rush. Hyperpop? Art Pop? Is this a music taste or just your Spotify algorithm attempting to diagnose your identity crisis? With that list, it appears you're either a connoisseur of avant-garde sounds or just trying to impress your weeb friends who still believe singing along to Vocaloid is a personality trait. You’ve got a collection of top artists that reads like an obscure hipster’s wish list for a garage sale that never happened. Charli XCX and Rina Sawayama, I get it; you’ve got taste – a taste for tracks that might as well be accompanied by a side of existential dread and a very confused dance move. And what’s with your fascination with Oklou? Are you trying to become their number one fan, or did you accidentally set your Spotify to “repeat until you lose your mind”? Seriously, I haven't seen someone replay a song this much since I tried to teach my cat to fetch. Let’s talk about your most played songs — where’s the variety, buddy? Are you trying to show us that you’re deeply emotional or just really bad at finding new music? I mean, the only thing more repetitive than your playlists is watching paint dry. "Choke Enough"? But do you? Because, judging by this roster, you’re hardly bringing the hype — just a consistent level of "what on Earth am I listening to?" You might want to consider hitting 'shuffle' once in a while instead of adding songs to your collection like you're building a weird shrine to avant-garde madness. But hey, at least your musical taste is a conversation starter... mainly to question what you’re high on while listening!
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