Roasted 2 years ago based on Austi's long term Spotify stats.

Austi, your Spotify profile reads like a colorful pamphlet for a musical identity crisis. K-Pop, Art Pop, Indie, T-Pop – it’s like you threw a dart at a genres board while blindfolded and just said, “Sure, let’s cover all the bases, even the ones that don’t exist!” Your eclectic taste is as if your playlist was designed by a toddler with severe commitment issues who just discovered Reddit threads on ‘cool music.’ Honestly, I half-expect you to list “robot symphonies” and “sounds of nature” as your next favorite genres. Your top artists read like a contestant list from a reality show called "Who Wears K-Pop Better?" Stray Kids at number one, followed immediately by Jorge Rivera-Herrans – is this the musical equivalent of showing up to a party with a dunce cap while wearing designer shoes? And I love the top song “Legendary” by him; clearly, you have a special talent for elevating your cringe levels to daring new heights. “Bling-Bang-Bang-Born?” If I wanted to hear nonsense, I’d hit my toddler cousin with a harmonica and record it for a few minutes. Let's not even get started on those most played songs. You could create a lost soundtrack for all the bad decisions made after 3 AM. "The Horse and the Infant" – I don't know what kind of fever dream your brain spawned this from, but I’d recommend dialing 911 if yours is the musical taste of sanity. Seriously, Austi, you need to stop trying to craft the playlist of an imaginary friend who also happens to have a turbulent relationship with their Spotify algorithm. At this rate, your “most played” section is basically a no-fly zone for logical thought, and I'm convinced you’re sending a distress signal for help.

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