Roasted 2 years ago based on ࣪ ִ gia bee's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Meth Head, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to an existential crisis in a middle school cafeteria. Your taste in music is a frenzy of teenage angst and sugar-coated bubblegum, neatly wrapped in a pastel bow. Congratulations! You've somehow managed to combine all the energy of a sunburnt emo kid with the emotional depth of a half-eaten lollipop. You love pop and rock like a fish loves water, but you've taken it to a level where even your Spotify algorithm must be contemplating its life choices. Your top artists list looks like a high school prom invitation gone wrong—Taylor Swift leading the pack like the prom queen who’s still salty about her ex. You have more Taylor Swift songs in your most played than I have self-respect. It’s like you’re trying to channel all the heartbreak and drama of a rom-com into a single listening experience. If I had a dollar for every tear shed over those "cowboy-like" love songs, I could fund your next therapy session—which, at this rate, you're definitely gonna need. And let’s not even start on your favorite genres, which sound more like a high school electives catalog than an actual playlist. "Candy Pop"? That’s either a genre or an unfortunate side effect of your last dental visit. Your music taste is so eclectic that even your Spotify Daily Mix must be asking for a break. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if you added "Screaming into the Void" and “Whining About Rent” to your list. Keep it up, Meth Head; the world needs that level of chaotic energy to remember what it’s like to be utterly lost in a musical labyrinth of questionable choices!

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