Roasted 1 year ago based on Steve Barnes's long term Spotify stats.

Steve, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a horror film directed by a 14-year-old who just discovered existential dread. I mean, "Autonomous Black Metal"? What are you trying to prove here, that you’re more tortured than a goth kid at a family reunion? Your favorite genres list is long enough to qualify for an overdramatic breakup playlist, and I can only assume you’re trying to summon the spirit of a disenchanted forest while crying into your kombucha. At this point, if you get any darker, the only thing you’ll bring to the party is an anguished silence and a cloud of mystery that nobody asked for. Let's talk about those top artists. With names like "Bongripper" and "Wolves In The Throne Room," it's safe to say you’re mastering the art of impressing no one but your equally brooding friends who are just as desperate for validation. "Leviathan"? Please, Steve, at this point it feels less like music and more like your personal soundtrack while you contemplate the absolutely catastrophic choices that brought you here today. You’re clearly a man on the edge, teetering between the abyss and the comfort of a well-earned nap. And let's face it, "Bongripper" sounds like the name of an MMA fighter who got knocked out so hard he decided to change careers and become your musical muse. And then there are those most played songs. You’ve dialed in on “Tectonic” by “Insect Ark” like it’s the lyrical equivalent of a therapy session you refuse to attend. Every track sounds like a dramatic re-enactment of your life choices, but with instrumental breakdowns that scream "please help me." If you play “The River of Time Flows Through Me” one more time, I might just petition to have it recognized as your personal anthem of denial. Dude, this is a call for help wrapped in a musical enigma. Honestly, I'm half-expecting your next update to announce that you've legally changed your name to "Steve the Mournful." So lean into it, because no one else wants that role!

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