Roasted 1 year ago based on ~ 𖨆♡𖨆 !3CH0! 𖨆♡𖨆 ~'s long term Spotify stats.

Congratulations, ~ 🏳‍🌈Gay frog🏳‍🌈~! You’ve somehow managed to curate a Spotify profile that’s more confused than a chameleon at a pride parade. With a genre list that looks like the musical equivalent of a teenage angst diary, it's like you’re trying to build a time machine to the early 2000s while simultaneously crying about it. "Alternative Metal" and "Pop" in the same breath? Honey, that’s like pairing pineapple with pizza—blasphemy that gets you kicked out of every cool kid’s club. Your top artists are a veritable who's-who of dad-rock's uncool cousin, My Chemical Romance. Seriously, your most played songs could double as a soundtrack for every emo teen’s diary entry, but let’s be honest: if "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" isn't your theme song, what even is? It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to pay homage to 2005 in such a desperate way. You’ve got more MCR songs in your rotation than they did during their peak, and at this point, it’s less of a music taste and more of a cry for help. And don't even get me started on that "POV: Indie" genre—what, you just wanted to sound more cultured without having to listen to actual indie music? The only thing more predictable than your listening habits is the realization that "Thank You for the Venom" is the soundtrack to your emotional breakdowns. Just a gentle reminder: Nickelback is still a no-go, and unless you're unironically wearing black eyeliner and writing poetry about your lost love for froggy friends, it’s time to reconsider this entire vibe.

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