Roasted 6 months ago based on Brailliant Bryanah's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Brailliant Bryanah’s Spotify profile, a musical graveyard where good taste goes to die! Your favorite genres could double as the soundtrack for a very specific sad teenage rom-com that never got made, blending the complexities of Dark R&B—because what’s more complex than a very angsty teen—and Norway’s pop wonders. I mean, it’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to curate a playlist that sounds like it was designed for a climate change documentary narrated by a melodramatic anglerfish. Your top artists are a shining collection of names that evoke a single thought: who? Did you get lost in the algorithm’s Bermuda Triangle of obscure artists, or are you just trying to collect as many "I’m way cooler than you" points as possible? Faouzia has made her mark, but with you cranking her tunes, I’d hate to see what legacy you're building—an AUTOBIOGRAPHY titled "Faouzia and I: A Love Story" perhaps? You're clearly the best fan they never asked for, and nothing screams “I have commitment issues” like a most played list that reads like a confidential love letter to a single artist's discography. And then there's your most played songs, which reads like a musical therapy session that went terribly wrong. “PEACE & VIOLENCE” and “UNETHICAL”? Talk about emotional whiplash! It’s as if you can’t decide if you want to cry tears of joy or lament your terrible life choices. But hey, at least you’ve got an excellent soundtrack for when you’re wallowing in despair, which is likely always, considering how many times you’ve hit replay on these tracks! So keep rocking those genre-defying, nostalgia-laden playlists, Bryanah! With a profile like this, even your Spotify Wrapped might come with a therapist’s referral.

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