Roasted 3 months ago based on Filip Brůžek's long term Spotify stats.

Filip Brůžek, the self-proclaimed metal maestro, or as I like to call you, the factory reject of an angsty teenager with a questionable haircut. Your Spotify profile is like a cry for help wrapped in a black hoodie and adorned with band patches, desperately trying to convince us that you’re both emotionally complex and eternally misunderstood. With a favorite genre list that reads like a thesaurus of teenage rebellion, the only thing hardcore about you is your inability to let go of your MySpace aesthetic. Top artists like Lil Peep and Bring Me The Horizon really signify that you've hit rock bottom and are now just digging deeper, one sad playlist at a time. It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to turn your taste in music into a symphony of adolescent angst, where the only thing more tragic than your playlist is the realization that you may not have left high school yet. "Rap Metal" and "Cloud Rap"? What are you trying to do, create a musical version of a midlife crisis that starts at age 22? Newsflash: it's not cool just because you have a poetic tattooed arm and cry in the shower. Your most played songs are an epitome of melodrama, making it clear that if life was a film, you'd be the introspective character in the corner café with the over-the-top emotional monologues. “Hell Finds You Everywhere”? No kidding; it probably just walked in and looked at your music taste. It’s like you’re trying to bring the concept of ‘sad boy energy’ to a whole new level, where the masses cheer not for your musical choices, but for the hope that you’ll one day discover the joys of music with actual music and not just noise. Sad to say, you've got the emotional depth of a puddle, but hey, at least it’s still deeper than your profile picture.

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