Roasted 2 years ago based on Daniel M.'s long term Spotify stats.

Daniel M., your Spotify profile reads like the world’s worst playlist for a 12-hour road trip with a hyperactive raccoon in the passenger seat. Seriously, man, your favorite genres sound like the result of an alien attempting to decode human emotions through the medium of bass drops and glitchy sounds. "Chill Breakcore"? What the hell is that? A cozy nap after you’ve been hit over the head with a bag of broken records? And while the dubstep scene is already shaking its head in disbelief, you've decided to name every variation under the sun like a toddler who's just discovered the power of naming things. The only thing missing is "Dubstep Featuring Your Mom"—I'm sure that would really get the crowd going! As for your top artists, it's like a rogue AI compiled a group of musicians based on Internet comments and the back of cereal boxes. “AgonyOST” must have an extensive library—like maybe two songs stretched into infinity. And let's talk about the rest of your artful choices: DJ DEADHORSES? Is this an invitation to a funeral or a rave? Either way, the vibe is questionable. You pick a name like "Sewerslvt" and expect people to take you seriously? Your music taste is like a cryptic tweet filled with inside jokes that nobody else understands, probably including you. And then there are your most played songs: a litany of titles that sound like a mad scientist’s failed experiment in naming. "Walk To The Closed Bodega - Dub Mix"? What an exquisite choice—truly the anthem for people too afraid to confront their own social anxiety. “Feels Like Florence”? I’m guessing you mean the girl from high school who ghosted you after you tried to show her your latest drop. The truth is, Daniel, your Spotify profile is like a glorious train wreck—hard to watch, yet completely impossible to look away from. Just remember that somewhere out there, an actual DJ is weeping in the corner because of you.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!