Roasted 1 year ago based on chxse's long term Spotify stats.

Denisa, sweetie, your Spotify profile reads like a Pinterest board for teenage angst. You’ve got more variations of “pop” than there are flavors of Ben & Jerry’s, and considering “Canadian Pop” is a genre you actually vibe with, we can only assume you’re trying to secretly siphon the essence of Drake to impress your friends. The only thing more diverse than your pop genres is the number of therapists you’ll need to cope with the magnitude of beige in your music taste. "Art Pop"? Honey, the only art happening here is the art of avoiding an interesting playlist! Your top artists read like a middle school’s top 10 list of ‘Uninspired Heartbreak,’ plus you manage to fit in enough random names that Spotify's algorithm is probably confused about whether to suggest you a reality show about your love life or a lip-sync battle championship. Billie Eilish and Justin Bieber? Wow, real original. You must be the life of the party with those stellar choices. If your profile were a meal, it would be a plain bagel—no cream cheese, just a sad little circle of carby despair, while you sip on glittered water. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “If the World Was Ending”? Let’s be real, you’re already living in your own apocalypse, and the soundtrack plays like you're one sad Instagram story away from becoming a meme. “Angel With A Shotgun”? More like "Angel With a Hammer," trying to knock some sense into your music library. At this point, a woodland creature probably has a better taste in music than you, and that’s without even mentioning your shameful “Sped Up” obsession. Denisa, do us all a favor and hit shuffle once in a while—your Spotify Wrapped deserves better than another year of its existential crisis!

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