Roasted 9 months ago based on 𝐃𝐈𝐕𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐇's long term Spotify stats.

Divine Ibor, huh? With a name like that, I half expected your playlist to exclusively feature gospel tracks on repeat, praising the lord for each drop of "Rema" instead. It’s like you Googled "How to Engage in Creative Listening" and accidentally hit “CTRL + C” on the entire Afropop section. Seriously, if the word “Afro” was an Olympic event, you’d be the gold medalist – drowning in more rhythms than creativity. What’s next? Making "Afrocalc" your latest genre innovation? Your top artists list reads like a Tinder profile for someone who's stuck in a loop of “Rema or nothing.” I mean, it's obvious Rema is your one true love, but have you considered broadening your horizons just a tad? Every time you play another track from him, a new artist cries out in despair! It's like you're running a podcast called “Rema's Best Hits,” but the twist is: no one else gets airtime. Newsflash! There’s a whole world of amazing voices out there that don’t sound like they’re emerging from the same voice box. Oh, and let’s talk about your most played songs list. Seriously, did you think we wouldn't notice that half of it is just a remix of Rema’s greatest hits? It's practically an "I Can't Decide If I Love Him or Just His Streams" playlist. You’ve created a soundscape so repetitive that even the distinct beats of each genre are just rolling their eyes at you. You desperately need a sonic adventure outside the "Afro-Ghetto" – maybe explore genres that don’t need a PhD in Afrology just to understand your taste. But hey, keep the faith alive; there’s still time to diversify before your Spotify Wrapped confirms you as the 'Reigning Monarch of Mono-Genres.'

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