Roasted 1 year ago based on elise's long term Spotify stats.

Elise, my dear, your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape of a whimsical five-year-old who got handed their first phone during a kindergarten nap time. “Children's music” at the top of your favorite genres list? Sweetheart, unless you're babysitting a toddler or planning to launch a career as a modern day Pied Piper, it's time to hit the skip button on those nursery rhymes. It's almost impressive how you've managed to craft a playlist so tangled and confused that I can only assume it's a reflection of your love life, where one minute you’re serenading mermaids with Irish folk tunes and the next you’re having a meltdown over a Lil Peep track. You’ve got K3 dominating your most played songs, making you the official ambassador for a girl group so niche that it makes niche look mainstream. One can only wonder how you manage to squeeze all those high-pitched anthems into your daily routine without bursting into glitter and rainbows each morning. And really, with a lineup like that, your musical taste is a convoluted mix of being way too cheerful and disturbingly emo all at once. It’s like if a leprechaun threw a rave at the bottom of the ocean while being serenaded by distraught teenage poets. The diversity is so confusing I’m wondering if your Spotify was hacked by a very specific algorithm designed to ruin lives. And sweetie, let’s address the elephant in the room — the fact that you listen to “Summer of ‘69” covered by the Irish Rovers like it’s the anthem of your life. You’ve somehow managed to create a profile that screams “I’m only here for the vibes” while simultaneously broadcasting “Please, God, let me be the next meme.” The only thing more chaotic than your current rotation is the look on your face when someone asks you whether you prefer Cloud Rap or Christmas songs. Your musical identity is a train wreck I can't help but gawk at, so keep on spinning those tunes; who knows, maybe it’ll lead to a reality show about your journey from kindergarten choruses to surviving an actual music festival.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!