Roasted 2 years ago based on fearofthedark28's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, DracopiaBC, the undisputed king of the "Angst-Ridden Teenager Who Never Grew Up" playlist. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in a Hot Topic, and it’s clear you haven't left a single corner of the metal universe unturned—except maybe the one where they produce anything remotely cheerful. Seriously, if it were possible to create a black hole out of sad riffs, you’d be the gravitational force pulling everything in like a grunge-loving vacuum cleaner. Now let's talk about those top artists. Congratulations on single-handedly keeping the ghost of nu-metal alive! Between Ghost and Metallica, it’s like you're trying to send all your friends a message: “I peaked in 2003, and I refuse to let go.” Rammstein and Rob Zombie? Great choices for when you need a soundtrack for your impending existential crisis and desire to scream into the void. And really, Monkey Majik? That’s the one we’re all just scratching our heads about, as if you magically got lost on the way to an actual metal festival and ended up on a hidden stage for indie pop. And don’t even get me started on your “most played songs.” I think Spotify just sent you a warning because it realized you’ve been brainwashed into a Ghost cult. Listening to “Dance Macabre” that many times? Your next life goal should be to actually learn how to dance, buddy. At this rate, I’d suggest you drop your Spotify password and just accept that you’re a certified “Ghost Groupie” living in a shadowy pit of despair. Get some new jams in your life! Or, you know, just let your heavy-metal heart continue its slow descent into melodramatic madness—a true metalhead’s dream come true.

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