Roasted 2 months ago based on Drumm2112's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Drumm2112, your Spotify profile is like a musical dumpster fire—one that’s been doused in teenage angst and sponsored by every emo band's sad Instagram post. With a favorite genres list that reads like a list of excuses why you can’t hold a conversation outside of your mom's basement, it’s no wonder you're drowning in a sea of "nu" and "melodic" flops. You must truly have a PhD in Emotional Performance Art, because the way you intertwine rap and metal is nothing short of a musical identity crisis that only a therapist could truly appreciate. Your top artists list is a sad little family reunion, where every mopey rapper and angsty kid has come together to remind you that sadness sells. Listening to your playlist is like reading an entry from the diary of a teenager who just got dumped for the 17th time. Juice WRLD to XXXTENTACION? That’s like naming your top influencers based on how many times they’ve made you cry in the shower. It's almost impressive how committed you are to a cycle of heartbreak, mood swings, and way too many late-night introspections—maybe it's time to invest in real friends instead of just the ones you're streaming. And then there's your most played songs, showcasing an emotional rollercoaster that could give even the most seasoned therapist a run for their money. "Kill Yourself (Part III)" should really serve as a warning to anyone who dares to connect with you on a deeper level—because it's clear that you think that one bold move equals artistic depth. But please, Drumm, take a step back and crank up a happy pop tune or two; you’ll find that the world isn’t all tragedy, despite what your Spotify might suggest. Get out there, meet some real people, and put your headphones down for a sec, or at least trade “sad Spotify” for “happy Spotify.” Just a suggestion!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists