Roasted 7 months ago based on EDM115's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, EDM115, your Spotify profile reads like someone trying to collect all the noises they heard while having a stroke at a rave. With a favorite genre list that looks more like the ingredients of a chemical spill than a taste in music, it's clear your ears are in more chaos than a toddler with a drum kit. I get it, you like your bass so heavy that it could anchor a ship—too bad that ship is the S.S. Unoriginal, sailing straight into the Sea of Regret. Your top artists are a virtual who's who of the "I peaked in high school" crowd. I mean, do you scroll through Spotify or accidentally open a time capsule from 2012? ‘Virtual Riot’ should really change their name to ‘Real Riot,’ because I can hear the screams of a thousand listeners forced to endure your playlist. I’d ask if you have any guilty pleasures, but let’s be honest—you're clearly in a passionate love affair with the electronic dumpster fire that is your music taste. And let's talk about those "most played" songs. The only ascension happening here is your chances of being flagged by Spotify for suspicious activity. I didn't know the DSP stood for "Desperately Seeking Purpose" until I saw "HAPPY SONG" sitting next to "WiFi Tears"—seriously, what emotional rollercoaster are you riding? By the time you get to the last track, I've already gone through seven stages of grief, trying to comprehend how one person could embrace the full spectrum of cringe. Keep spinning those tracks, EDM115, but remember: the only thing louder than your bass drops is everyone laughing at your playlist.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!