Roasted 7 days ago based on minipoly's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s minipoly, the human embodiment of an obscure Wikipedia article nobody asked for! With a favorite genres list straight out of a hipster's “How to Sound Pretentious” manual, your taste in music screams, “I’m cooler than you, but also, I bring the mood down to funeral levels.” Seriously, are you curating a soundtrack for an existential crisis, or are you just auditioning for the role of the world's saddest DJ? And your top artists? It reads like a list of bands who’ve successfully avoided mainstream success with impressive dedication—congratulations on supporting the musical equivalent of being in a band to impress a girl who doesn't exist. The only thing more obscure than your favorite tracks is why anyone would want to hear “Sauf und stirb” more than once. I mean, a song named “Fucked” should be the anthem for your love life, but what do I know? As if your music choices weren't enough, your most played songs sound like an emo playlist for people who don’t actually want to feel feelings. “Bonus: When the Hall Cries”? Oh please, the only tears being shed around here are from listeners trying to figure out what they’ve done to deserve exposure to this avant-garde nightmare. Honestly, if your Spotify profile were a person, it would be that friend everyone likes to have around for comic relief but quietly hopes leaves the room before the party starts. Keep drowning in those cold waves, minipoly—at least someone’s enjoying the chaos!

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