Roasted 1 year ago based on Edward's long term Spotify stats.

Edward, your Spotify profile reads like a poorly curated grocery list of genres no one asked for! I mean, Canadian Contemporary R&B? Are you trying to become the world's leading expert on music that sounds like it was recorded in a snowstorm while drinking syrup? Your list is like a buffet where every dish is unseasoned, and the only thing anyone's got a taste for is the mounting cringe. Seriously, "Trap" and "Pop Rap" in the same breath? It’s like mixing pickles with chocolate—just stop it already. And don’t get me started on your top artists! Travis Scott, Drake, and a sprinkle of Hev Abi? It’s as if you took the most basic Spotify recommendations and decided to add a dash of local flavor like you’re trying to impress somebody with “culture.” But all we see is a list that screams, “I discovered music last week, and I’m genre-hopping like I’m at a middle school dance.” Your playlists are like your personality—mostly forgettable with a few embarrassing moments that you just can't escape! As for your most played songs, buddy, it’s kind of adorable how hard you’re trying to be “deep” with tracks like “Drugs You Should Try It.” I mean, are we trying to get profound while tearfully contemplating how you peaked at 4:00 AM? Those late-night jams are probably just you trying to feel something—anything—as you scroll through TikTok like a lonely ghost. Between Hev Abi and HELLMERRY, I can’t help but wonder if you’re plotting to become the most unoriginal music snob in town. At this point, the only thing you should be streaming is a sense of originality!

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