Roasted 10 months ago based on Elliott's long term Spotify stats.

Elliott, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape created by a teenager during an existential crisis, frantically trying to mash up the vibes from a 90s hip-hop block party and a coffee shop at the end of the universe. You’ve got more varieties of hip-hop than there are flavors of yogurt at the grocery store! Seriously, when did being a walking Spotify playlist become the same as having a personality? I can’t tell if you’re just eclectic or if you genuinely can’t decide between throwing it back to the old school or headbanging to Metallica—all at the same time! Your top artists read like the lineup for the world’s most confused music festival. It's like you picked Nas and the Spice Girls as your ride-or-die crew without considering that they might not have much to talk about, let alone accommodate your tastes in their setlist. And please, "Goodbye" by the Spice Girls? Is that your soundtrack for when your own social life is heading for the exit? It’s like you’re trying to create the ultimate soundscape that no one asked for, but the reality is, you're just a few sad emo ballads away from a full-blown midlife crisis. And let's talk about those most played songs, which have all the versatility of an IKEA instruction manual. You went from “Russian Hill” by Jellyfish to “IGOR'S THEME” without a hitch, raising the question: do you even hear what you're playing or just hope that your playlist jogs someone’s memory of when music actually had corners? You might as well slap a “Please help me, I’m a mess” sticker on your profile, because it sounds like your music taste is auditioning for a therapy session. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if your next favorite song was the sound of silence with a side of despair. Good luck with that!

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