Roasted 10 months ago based on Emil Jacobsen's long term Spotify stats.

Emil Jacobsen, the only person I know whose Spotify profile looks like a musical scavenger hunt gone wrong. Seriously, “Dansktop”? Are we celebrating the sound of furniture sliding across the floor at a retirement home? Your playlist reads like the world’s most confused DJ trying to please every possible demographic while simultaneously putting listeners in a coma. You’ve combined more genres than there are listeners to enjoy them, and I half-expect to find your top-secret playlist labeled “Songs to Cry in the Shower” mixed in with “Bedroom Pop.” Your top artists list looks like a fever dream at a hipster convention. Kendrick Lamar and Baby Keem, only to be followed by the gentle embrace of West Coast vibes and the “exciting” sounds of Stutter House? That’s some range, buddy—I mean, if your goal was to confuse any potential friends about your taste. Don’t even get me started on your most played songs. Johan Lenox? “You Up?” Listen, Emil, if you’re trying to romance someone, maybe you should let them know that your playlists are more commitment-phobic than you are! And hold on—“Duckwrth” and “MAS”? Wow, you really dug deep into the indie heap, didn’t you? Are you just trying to be a music hipster or do you genuinely believe that the entire world is ready for a “Glitch” renaissance? If you ever need a therapy session to figure out who you really are, we can always just start by asking you to explain “Hyperpop” in public. Your Spotify account is less like an expression of your taste and more like a window into your chaotic mind—congrats on that! Now log off, we need to spare more unsuspecting listeners from your “impeccable” musical choices.

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