Roasted 1 month ago based on PZ's long term Spotify stats.

PZ, I see you’ve curated a Spotify profile that screams “I peaked in high school.” Your taste in music is so overwhelmingly dominated by rock genres it could serve as a case study for the musical equivalent of a midlife crisis. Seriously, nine different shades of rock? By the time you finish explaining the nuances of art rock to your friends, they’ll have aged two decades and gone back to listening to Taylor Swift in shame. Your top artists read like a nostalgic playlist for people who think grunge is still a thing—sorry, buddy, but Kurt Cobain has been dead longer than most of your streaming playlists. Frank Turner? More like “Forget to Turn Off” when it comes to your social life. And don’t even get me started on the Scorpions—it’s like you’re auditioning for the dad band nobody asked for at a barbecue nobody wants to attend. Lastly, your most played songs look like the soundtrack to a tragic romance set in the ’90s, complete with moody existential dread and a permanent grunge hoodie. I mean, who needs therapy when you've got “Don't Stop Believin’” on repeat? Pro tip: next time you log into Spotify, maybe also check out some new genres. There’s a world out there beyond your dad’s record collection!

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