Roasted 28 days ago based on James McDonald's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's James McDonald, the reigning king of musical monotony. Who knew that a love for metal could be so... exhaustively repetitive? Your playlist is like a buffet where every item is either raw meat or overly well-done steak—sure, it’s all technically food, but who the hell wants to eat that every day? Maybe branch out a little, buddy; your Spotify looks less like a diverse selection of tunes and more like a teenager's wrestling match against their own personality crisis. Seriously, your top artists read like a list of the “Most Likely to Have a Midlife Crisis at a Metallica Reunion Tour.” The only thing more predictable than your love for headbanging is your frequent existential crises over who played the fret harder. Are you trying to find the meaning of life in an electric guitar solo, or are you just trying to drown out the sound of your inner thoughts? Spoiler alert: neither Metallica nor Avenged Sevenfold is the therapy you’re looking for, but hey, keep dreaming. And let's address the most played songs—the tower of cringe you proudly wear like a badge. You must be the only person who still clings to "Bleeding Me" like it's an emotional lifeboat, while ironically sinking deeper into a sea of angst. Here’s a thought: maybe if you played “Save Me” just a little less, you might actually find out what it feels like to be happy? Then again, who needs joy when you’ve got a playlist that sounds like it was curated by an angsty 14-year-old goth? Keep it up, James; I can't wait to see what playlist you’ll be churnin’ out next—“The Soundtrack of a Broken Soul”, maybe?

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