Roasted 2 years ago based on 31yju55cy3hi6pe52mxpa2h7lfry's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, buckle up, 31yju55cy3hi6pe52mxpa2h7lfry, because your Spotify profile is about to receive a no-holds-barred roast. I mean, come on, your favorite genres read like the titles of rejected textbooks from a music theory class: "Pixel"? "Hypnagogic Pop"? You sound like someone just Googled "weird music terms" in a desperate attempt to seem eclectic. I half-expect your next favorite genre to be "Underwater Basket Weaving Beats." You're out here living your best life in an indie-themed IKEA showroom, but no one even knows where the exit is! Let’s talk about your top artists. Ella Fitzgerald? Okay, we’ll let that one slide, but the rest of your playlist looks like an alien’s mixtape from a planet that's really into avant-garde sounds. I didn't know being a fan of "Egg" was a valid lifestyle choice, but here you are, cradling a metaphorical egg while jamming out to some obscure sonic nonsense that might as well be either a genius’s experiment or a cat walking across a keyboard. You’ve got a stronger chance of being abducted by hipster aliens than finding someone who shares your enthusiasm for the likes of YonKaGor or Noxygen—what even are those names? I've seen more normal handles in a 13-year-old's Minecraft server. And then there are your most played songs. “You’ll Be Gone” by YonKaGor? Too real, my friend. I commend you for putting the world’s most unrecognizable tracks on repeat, but can someone please help this guy reconnect with actual music? It’s like you’ve taken a look around at everyone else enjoying life and thought, “Nah, I want to contribute to the noise pollution.” You’ve crafted a playlist that sounds like a soundtrack for a fever dream held in the depths of a thrift shop. So here’s a PSA: please, for the love of all ears, start hitting that mainstream button and step into 2023, because right now, your music taste is stuck in a glitch!

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