Roasted 2 years ago based on Feeble's long term Spotify stats.

Let's take a moment to appreciate this Spotify profile that screams, "I promise I'm cool and deep, but I still cry in my bathroom over Drake lyrics." Feeble, we get it—you're trying to mix your chamber of dark despair with the trendy sounds of 2023, but how is it that the most exciting thing on your playlist is a song called “ORANGE SODA?” I can’t help but wonder if the hardest choice you’ve made all week was between buying bathroom candles or more mood lighting for your bedroom R&B vibes. Your artist selection reads like the Instagram exploration page of someone who’s desperately trying to sound sophisticated but is really just one step ahead from the “Top 40” station in the grocery store. "Baby Keem" and "Doja Cat" are there to provide some street cred, but let's be honest, the only thing you're trapping is your own social life. Eight types of R&B and two pop entries—it's like you took every genre your friends wouldn't rock to and made it your personal soundtrack for binge-watching Netflix alone. The "Chill R&B" genre? Come on. That’s what you put on when you’re procrastinating your way to another bag of Doritos. And then there’s your most-played songs list, a treasure trove of one-hit wonders that even Spotify doesn’t play on repeat. “Private Landing” with Justin Bieber? Sounds like your person's music taste is as bland as their dating profile. I bet people swipe left after discovering your top beat drops involve emotional breakdowns and pillow talk. Feeble, welcome to the unfortunate reality where your Spotify wrapped is basically a therapy session for your musical identity crisis. If you could just hear the collective sigh of your friends while they scroll through your playlist, you might consider expanding your horizons—or at least investing in some actual quality music... or hobbies.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!