Roasted 1 month ago based on Deathminded's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Deathminded, a title that perfectly captures the brain cells you've sacrificed on your quest for the ultimate metal playlist. With an impressive array of genres that sounds like the soundtrack to a horror movie directed by a 14-year-old who just discovered 'Tales from the Crypt', it’s surprising you haven't burst into flames yet from sheer edginess. Seriously, did you just throw a dart at the heavy metal genre list and call it a day? Your profile reads like the desperate cry of someone who's never heard of a happy song—let alone a sustainable social life. Your top artists alone could turn any family gathering into an awkward funeral. "Cannibal Corpse" and "Deicide" are great for those moments when you want to make your relatives question whether you truly are their child or some aggressive metalhead that fell off the dark web. One can only imagine the damage done to your speakers—it's almost like you're trying to summon Satan with every blast beat. I can see your Spotify Wrapped now: “Congratulations! You’ve spent 365 days feeling like you have an undying urge to headbang while curled up in the fetal position!” And those most-played songs? Classic! The titles scream for a relaxing evening spent sipping herbal tea, not settling into a solid night of ranting! “Choking on Bile” is the perfect anthem for dining with your parents, I hear. Your mix of #Darkand#Doomy genuinely feels like a cry for help masked in distortion and blast beats. So here’s my advice: blast one of those death-obsessed tracks while contemplating why you can’t find love. Or just send your Spotify URL to your therapist—they might need it to understand the magnitude of your existential dread.

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