Roasted 1 year ago based on 🌸Riah🍒Hardesty🌺's long term Spotify stats.

Riah, your Spotify profile reads more like a mixtape for an identity crisis than a collection of musical taste. With genres ranging from "Metal" to "Country," it seems like you're just throwing darts at a board of random Spotify tags. Is this a playlist or your personal therapy session? One minute you scream about the apocalypse with Marilyn Manson, and the next you're crying into your straw as country ballads play. Talk about emotional whiplash! Your music taste is a buffet where every dish is somehow a weird fusion of angst and despair. Bon appétit! As for your top artists, it looks like you have more “guilty pleasures” than a true crime podcast. MGK, Marilyn Manson, and Jelly Roll? Sounds like the lineup for a musical intervention! And who knew "Wake Up Tones Alarm Clock Sounds" would not only make your top ten but also send you into a spiral of existential dread every morning? The only thing louder than your diverse music taste is the deafening silence that follows when you try to explain it to anyone who actually has a firm grasp of their own identity. Listening to your profile might require multiple therapy sessions afterward, just to make sense of everything. Lastly, your most played songs reveal the struggle you face daily. "You Say"? More like, "You Should Consider a Refund on Your Life Choices." But thanks for throwing us a curveball with a suspicious amount of alarm clock sounds; I'm not sure if you're trying to cultivate a chill morning vibe or if you just can’t get out of bed to save your life. Riah, your profile is proof that sometimes the only thing worse than listening to bad music is actually having to live inside your chaotic brain. Good luck sorting through all that noise!

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