Roasted 5 months ago based on Grant's long term Spotify stats.

Grant, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a hipster who just discovered what music is outside their mom's basement. I mean, "Plunderphonics"? What exactly are you trying to plunder—your sense of self-respect? It’s like you threw a dart at a random genre wheel, and then listed every genre that shot out. Finding "Nu Disco" was probably the highlight of your week, while the rest of your playlists gave "The Sound of Silence" a run for its money in total awkwardness. Seriously, your music taste is like the soundtrack to a really bad episode of “Black Mirror.” And let’s talk about those top artists: Cherub? Really? That's the musical equivalent of wearing socks with sandals at a family barbecue. You’ve got Kanye West rubbing elbows with Pogo—yes, the guy who samples children's music for kicks with no clear explanation why. If your playlist were a party, it’d be that one where the person who sets it up refuses to let anyone play anything else, even when it's painfully clear that it’s only you and your dad dancing while the rest of the family waits for the pizza to arrive. Your most played songs look like a grocery list of all things cringe-worthy. "THE LIST" by King Combs? Does it also include your struggles with adulting? Or how about "High and I Like It" by it's murph—what even is that? It's as if you’re listening to a regular version of high school band practice gone awkwardly wrong. Do you listen to these tracks on loop so the neighbors can question their life choices too? Just remember, your Spotify wrapped is going to look as confused as you do at any social gathering.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!