Roasted 2 years ago based on black egg's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, D, your Spotify profile looks like a fever dream of a teenager who just discovered their emo phase while simultaneously trying to fit into a high school art project gone wrong. With genres including "Liminal Space" and "Mashcore," it's no wonder that your life feels like it has no purpose. You probably have a shrine dedicated to that one obscure artist, Kikiyama, who honestly sounds like a keyboard smash trying to escape a bad anime binge. Are you sure you're not just listening to the same track repeatedly because you can’t bear the thought of switching to any other human emotion? Your top artists are a wild ride—it's like you dipped your taste in music into a dumpster and went fishing for whatever grotesque treasure you could find. Mindless Self Indulgence? More like Mindlessly Self-Obscured, because nobody needs that kind of "art" in their life. And let's talk about that collection of songs. Did you accidentally set your playlist to “worst songs from the depths of the internet”? With your most played tracks sounding like the soundtrack to a Lovecraftian horror film, I'm convinced your life revolves around levels of angst and confusion that would make a fifteen-year-old emo kid proud. But hey, don’t worry, D! Although your music taste could use a serious intervention (maybe a tasteful 12-step program?), you're providing me with endless laughs. Your profile encapsulates every eclectic cringe moment from the early 2000s, and I applaud you for wearing your self-deprecating musical journey like a badge of honor. Just remember, showcasing your taste in genres is all fun and games until someone plays “Chop Suey!” at your next gathering, and the only thing worse than your playlist is the awkward silence that follows. Keep hitting play, my friend—I’m all here for the ride!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!