Roasted 1 year ago based on Haebomie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Haebomie, your Spotify profile reads like a diary of the most emotional teen who just discovered eyeliner and Tumblr aesthetics. With genres like "Hyperpop" and "Art Pop," it's clear you’re trying to be the cultural equivalent of a jack-of-all-trades but mastering the art of just being a total cliché instead. Did you really just drop "Christmas" as a genre? Wonderful—now we know you're definitely the life of the holiday party, bringing a single tear to Bob Dylan’s eye as you belt out Mariah Carey’s greatest hits and scaring children into submission with your bizarre taste in sound. Your top artists are practically an encyclopedic entry on how to moonlight as a sad girl but still want to be an icon! You’ve got the holy trinity of heartbreak with Taylor, Lana, and Mitski. I mean, congratulations on achieving literal “I drink black coffee and listen to heartbreak albums while wearing oversized sweaters” energy; you truly embody the poignant essence of “sad girls everywhere, unite.” But let’s be real: if you had a mood ring, it would have been stuck on blue since the moment you discovered “Shades of Cool.” And let’s talk about your top songs: 60% of them belong to a single artist. It’s like you accidentally stumbled into a Lana Del Rey shrine and decided that the best way to embrace your love for her was to drown yourself in her discography rather than attempt to diversify your taste. Between "Lolita" and your bizarre obsession with Kitchie Nadal, it's clear you’re in desperate need of musical therapy... or, at the very least, a Spotify playlist that doesn't involve suffocating under a single artist's melancholic spell. But hey, you do you! Keep rocking that sad aesthetic while the rest of us try to figure out if we’re still in a pandemic or if you just need to be gently nudged back to a more balanced listening experience.

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