Roasted 1 year ago based on Rowan's long term Spotify stats.

Rowan, your Spotify profile reads like the chaotic journal of a teenager who just discovered the "emo" section in their local Hot Topic. Seriously, your listening history is a rollercoaster of wild mood swings that probably leaves friends baffled and concerned for your emotional well-being. It’s like you’re on a personal quest to see how many obscure genres you can cram into one profile before Spotify kicks you out for having commitment issues. Emo? Check. Horrorcore? Double-check. Sounds like the soundtrack to your life is the musical equivalent of a midlife crisis at 21. Looking at your top artists, I can't help but wonder if you're secretly trying to out-quirk everyone at dinner parties. "Oh, you’re into mainstream pop? How quaint! I’m jamming to *Insane Clown Posse* while contemplating the meaning of insanity!" Honestly, you have the kind of artist lineup that suggests you might start hanging out in basements, sipping on vintage grape soda, and looking for the next avant-garde expression of angst, whatever that means. “Lemon Demon” is a nice touch; nothing says “I have my life together” quite like an artist named after a fruit trying to squish your soul with existential dread. And your most played songs? Wow, what a delightful mess! “Careless Whisper” as your fourth most played is a power move that screams, “I’m really just a tortured romantic trying to out-cry George Michael!” And what’s with the *Cotard's Solution*? Did you listen to that while staring into a mirror, questioning your entire existence? It’s like you threw darts at a wall of song titles from the deepest corners of the internet, hoping one would magically define your vibe. Spoiler alert: they didn’t. Congratulations on creating a playlist so odd it could only exist in an alternate universe where everyone’s just perpetually sad. Keep it up, you're basically the poster child for "Emo & Existential Crises: A Greatest Hits Compilation."

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