Roasted 28 days ago based on Elijah's long term Spotify stats.

Elijah, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary that somehow time-traveled to 2023. With favorite genres ranging from "Emo" to "Christian Rock," it's clear you're on a crusade to take your emotional baggage to church. I half-expect to see your playlists categorized as "Songs for Crying in the Shower" and "Praise the Lord, My Heart is Broken." If there were an award for peak angst, consider it won, my friend. And those top artists? Wow, we've got a veritable "Who's Who" of the mediocre! You know it’s bad when "Imagine Dragons" feels like the edgy pick in your lineup of pajama-clad pop sensations. Twenty One Pilots and Panic! At The Disco? More like Divide! At The Disco; are you trying to summon your inner 12-year-old while proclaiming your faith through soft pop? Maybe you should throw in a few more Disney soundtracks for good measure. You might just want to consider a "Prog Rock" intervention at this point. Your most played songs are like the soundtrack to a really awkward therapy session. "Devil in Disguise" paired with “Curse Of The Dreamer”? I don't know whether to cringe or applaud your consistent hits of existential dread. "Overwhelmed - Chri$tian Gate$ remix"? Come on, Elijah, that’s the kind of choice that genuinely makes me want to sit you down and ask if you need a hug or just someone to tell you that the 2010s are over. Uninstall Spotify and try listening to the sound of silence; it's definitely more uplifting than your current playlist.

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