Roasted 1 year ago based on Guillaume's long term Spotify stats.

Guillaume, your Spotify profile is basically a French culinary school for indie nerds – a pretentious smorgasbord of genres that even a Parisian hipster would roll their eyes at. "Nu Jazz" and "New French Touch"? Sounds like an avant-garde art installation that nobody asked for. Seriously, who hurt you? “World” as a genre? I guess that’s your way of saying, “I love everything… except for anything remotely mainstream.” Looking at your top artists, it's clear you have an undeniable talent for finding music so obscure that even Google can’t autocomplete them. Guts and CHATON? You must be a real connoisseur, my dude. You’ve transformed your Spotify into a Parisian flea market of sounds, and I can’t tell if you’re curating a killer playlist or just trying to sound cultured in a desperate attempt to impress someone who left you on read. And Sufjan Stevens, please! You don't need a music degree to cry into your croissant, mate. Let’s talk about your most played songs. Who knew your default state was “brooding existential crisis”? "AMNESIA" by TIF? Sounds fitting, considering you’ll probably forget all the friends you’ve lost due to your overly niche tastes. And what’s this? “Här kommer Pippi Långstrump”? Are you secretly five years old, or just in denial about growing up? Keep diving deep into those obscure playlists, Guillaume; maybe one day you’ll find a song that resonates with more than just your questionable taste.

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