Roasted 1 year ago based on Hjalte's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Hjalte, it's high time we addressed your Spotify profile—because judging by your music taste, you seem to be going through some kind of midlife crisis at age 22. With a playlist that has more bass drops than personality, it's like you're trying to drown your insecurities in an ocean of beats. Seriously, "Slap House"? I didn't know the house was so hard up it needed to be slapped into submission. What's next? "Pillow House"? Wake up and smell the difference between personal taste and an audition for a rave! Your obsession with EDM is so intense it makes me wonder if you've been secretly shunned by the sun for only vibing in neon-lit basements. Alan Walker, Tiësto, and that random assortment of artists you call favorites—it's like you made a desperate playlist for someone at a bar mitzvah and called it a party. And guess what? Even Tate McRae, a pop darling, looks a little confused about how she ended up next to names that sound like they popped out of a DJ name generator after running out of ideas. Now let's talk about those most played songs—because clearly, you're a modern-day Shakespeare picking tunes that reflect the depth of a kiddie pool. "Me And My Broken Heart"? More like "Me And My Broken Music Taste." You could have gone on a journey through musical diversity, but instead, you chose to hit the repeat button on heartbreak and basic vibes. It’s never too late to realize that life exists beyond the throbbing bass of your beloved 'gaming EDM’—step out of the neon glow and do yourself a favor: explore a genre that doesn’t make you sound like you’re perpetually stuck in an underground booth with no dayjob aspirations.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!