Roasted 5 months ago based on Hadleit's long term Spotify stats.

Hadleit, your Spotify profile is like a poorly translated anime plot—confusing, overly ambitious, and ultimately a never-ending cringe fest. I mean, "J-Pop" and "Hyperpop" together? It’s like trying to mix soy sauce with chocolate syrup—both delicious on their own, but the result is something that makes the taste buds want to file a lawsuit against you. Your music taste says “I’ve sent more hours fussing over my waifu collection than I have, you know, having actual human interactions.” Looking at your top artists is like peeking into a basement full of obscure collectibles that even eBay wouldn’t take off your hands. "結束バンド"? Really? That band's so underground, I half-expect them to be playing gigs in a Japanese subway station for three sleepy rats and a disinterested vending machine. And honestly, "Porter Robinson" isn’t even your real musical identity; you’re basically a living, breathing Spotify algorithm that’s lost track of reality. I hope you realize that your life should not revolve around Vocaloid workshops and hyper-futuristic beats that sound like they belong in a science fair project about AI gone wrong. Your most played songs are a certified vibe check failure. “Shelter” is enough to make anyone shed tears, but I’m pretty sure they’re tears of confusion asking why you chose to populate your playlist with more "Japanese Indie" than a hipster café on overdrive. You’ve got such a niche collection that the only thing you’re sheltering is your tragic obsession with melody and a fear of stepping into any other genre. So keep jamming to your existential crisis playlists, Hadleit—it’s clear that no one else knows what you’re grooving to either!

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