Roasted 2 years ago based on MarK's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, MarK, it’s adorable how you’ve tried to curate a Spotify profile that screams “I’m a rebellious yet sensitive soul!” If your musical taste was a person, it would definitely be that one kid in high school who wore band tees and claimed they were "too cool for mainstream." “Alternative Metal” and “Art Pop”? Congrats on picking musical genres that sound like they showed up to the same party but immediately got into a fistfight in the corner over who has a more tortured soul. Your top artists read like the guest list to a therapy session, with Slipknot as the angsty therapist and Caroline Polachek as the one too good for this wreckage. “Girl in red” and “Screamo” together? That’s like asking for a romantic dinner with a side of existential dread. Your mix of tunes feels less like a Spotify account and more like a desperate cry for help—or perhaps you just really, really want your playlist to say, “I’m deep, but also fight me if you disagree.” As for your most played songs? Let’s be real, no one needed the reminder that the most emotional part of your day revolves around belting out 6ix9ine like he’s the wisdom you all deeply ponder on a Friday night. "Krv" and "Dopamin"? Wow, I didn’t know you were looking to curate the soundtrack for a particularly brooding yet totally confusing adventure film. Keep it up, though; nothing says “I’ve got my life together” like listening to a hodgepodge of music that sounds like it’s trying to escape from an escape room!

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