Roasted 1 year ago based on HolinessMD's long term Spotify stats.

HolinessMD, your Spotify profile is a glorious testament to the phenomenon of drowning in a sea of Afrobeat derivatives, with a sprinkle of “where did I even hear this?” tracks. If I had a nickel for every variant of Afromusic you listen to, I’d be rich enough to buy you some actual musical taste. Come on, buddy, it’s like you walked into a record store and shouted, “Gimme everything with ‘Afro’ in the title!” At this point, you might as well just change your name to “Afro-ObsessionMD.” Your top artists read like a middle school talent show line-up — no offense to Aguero Banks, but with a last name like that, I half expect his music to come with a side of guacamole. And "Wizard Chan"? Is that supposed to impress anyone, or did you just type “most obscure artist” into Google and clicked the first link? For someone with a penchant for exploring genres that sound like a blender mishap between an African drum circle and a club at 2 AM, it’s astonishing that you somehow end up giving YNW Melly airplay. “Mama Cry” seems more fitting for your playlist titled “Melancholy and Regret” instead of whatever groove you think you’re riding. Let’s not even get started on your most played songs. "Pxy Drip" — congratulations, HolinessMD, you've officially peaked with a track that sounds like a misspelled Instagram username. And with tracks like "Mr Sailor Man," I fear you've confused “vibe” with “verbal confusion.” How does it feel knowing your playlist is basically an audition for the next Spotify documentary titled “When Good Taste Goes Bad”? If originality were a currency, you’d be begging for change on the corner of Somewhere-Else Avenue. But hey, keep being you, even if “you” is the reason someone invented the “skip” button!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists