Roasted 10 months ago based on Holt92's long term Spotify stats.

Holt92, your Spotify profile is like a bad mix tape made by an indecisive DJ who can’t figure out if he’s at a rave or a therapy session. You’re out here rocking a favorite genre list so random that it looks like you wrote it down with a blindfold on while spinning in circles. Hardstyle and Shoegaze in one breath? Who are you trying to impress, your inner angsty teenager or a group of confused festival-goers? Even your music taste has commitment issues—each genre seems like a new fling you’re willing to toss aside the moment something "edgier" comes along. And let’s talk about those top artists. Seriously, who are Mqx and Tevvez, and do they even know that you exist? You’ve somehow unearthed an underground scene that even Google Maps can’t locate. It’s like you decided that mainstream was too mainstream and ventured into the SoundCloud Bermuda Triangle. I mean, if your music taste were an academic paper, it would definitely need a disclaimer: "Warning: may cause listeners to experience existential crisis while trying to understand how someone can enjoy both hard-hitting breakcore and delicate shoegaze in the same playlist." As for your most played songs, it’s impressive that you’ve managed to curate such a collection of tracks that no one outside your bedroom has ever heard of. "Sleep Thru Ur Alarms"? More like "Sleep Thru Your Basic Music Taste!" And who knew "still sleepless" could describe both your nights and your inability to make a decision when it comes to music? Your Spotify data should come with its own therapist—because we all know the only thing more chaotic than your playlist is your sleep schedule. Keep rocking those obscure deep cuts; just remember, the only thing worse than having a bad taste in music is thinking it’s just as avant-garde as you do!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!