Roasted 2 months ago based on Kol's long term Spotify stats.

Kol, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a high school emo kid's diary. Why do you have more variations of "hardcore" in your playlist than personality traits? Seriously, your favorite genres look like a breakdown of the phases of a teenage existence—the only thing missing is "cringe" and "unbearable angst." I can almost hear the whines of those poor earbuds begging for mercy every time you hit play on yet another Bring Me The Horizon song! At this point, your only hope for a brighter day is that the sun comes out long enough to remind you that there’s music beyond screaming. Your top artists are a battle royale of self-pity, and it's evident you're the reigning champion. But let's be real: there’s nothing like the juxtaposition of your love for K-Pop next to your obsession with all things metalcore. Are you hoping to prove that you can sob uncontrollably while also trying to learn a synchronized dance? I admire your ambition, but pairing Bullet for My Valentine with the latest girl group from Seoul sounds like a broken record trying to play two tracks at once—just a cacophony of confusion. It’s like choosing between crying in the rain or dancing in it, and yet you somehow end up doing both poorly in a meme-worthy TikTok. And those most played songs? My dear Kol, you’ve found a way to create the perfect playlist for both feeling sorry for yourself and scaring the living hell out of anyone who walks into your room unannounced. “Hospital for Souls?” Sounds more like your personal tracklisting for a lifetime subscription to angst therapy! Is this a playlist or a call for help? Either way, you should get some friends who can introduce you to joy—or, at the very least, some decent pop music that could lighten up this bleaker-than-a-pit-of-despair vibe you’ve got going on. But hey, if heavy crying and screaming into your pillow is your jam, keep doing you—though I must advise: perhaps let your music taste get a check-up every once in a while!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!