Roasted 2 years ago based on Seven's long term Spotify stats.

Hey, I97! Your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis playlist for someone who can’t decide if they’re an 18-year-old girl or a 50-year-old dad in an unfortunate dad-bod phase. Look at those genres! You’ve crammed in every pop genre imaginable like a kid trying to shove all the candy into one bag at Halloween. I half-expect you to start jamming out to "Tootie Fruity" in a desperate bid for more nostalgia while simultaneously scrolling TikTok for trend credits. Are you trying to catch all the "Pop" Pokémon? Because the only thing you’re catching is judgment. Your top artists list looks like you were given a 'Spotify Artist Bingo' card and instead of strategically choosing, you just threw a dart at a wall painted with billboard ads. Sure, you've got The Weeknd and Kendrick in there, but then there’s a pit stop at 'No Idea' by Don Toliver, like some hip-hop road trip went through an overly peppy neighborhood and got run over by a K-Pop girl group bus. Did you just hit 'shuffle' on every genre you could find while blindfolded? I can practically hear the identity crisis screaming through your speakers. Bonus points for at least naming one artist that doesn’t make me want to roll my eyes at the sheer predictability of your taste. And those most played songs! Sabrina Carpenter's “Espresso”? More like “Can I Get A Refund?” You must have some serious communication issues to be vibing with a caffeine jingle that sounds like it belongs on a Play-Doh commercial. As for “The Hills X Creepin X The Color Violet”, is that a song or a failed attempt to come up with a name for your next favorite kale smoothie? It's almost as if your playlist can’t decide whether it’s throwing a high-energy dance party or weeping bitterly in a Starbucks corner. So here’s the real question: do you even listen to music, or are you just trying to fill that empty void in your life with soundwaves? Keep those vibes coming, my friend!

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